Oswego's BEST Hotel? (Holiday Inn Express Review SHOCK!)
Oswego's Best Kept Secret? (My Holiday Inn Express Oswego Review – And OMG, SHOCK!)
Okay, listen up fellow travelers, Oswego, New York isn't exactly known for being a glittering metropolis. But let me tell you, sometimes you stumble upon a little gem, a place that surprises you… and sometimes, well, sometimes you get a Holiday Inn Express. But let's be honest, we all need a place to crash, right? So, I just spent a few nights at the Holiday Inn Express Oswego, and let's just say, my expectations were… well, they were adjusted. Buckle up, because this review is gonna be a wild ride.
The Good, the Bad, and the… Unexpectedly Sanitary?
First of all, let’s talk about the Accessibility. I'm not personally in a wheelchair, but I always appreciate places that are set up for everyone. This HIE seems to have thought of that. Wheelchair accessible ramps and elevators? Check! Facilities for disabled guests? Yep, listed as available. That's a huge plus. The elevator itself runs reliably, a constant concern I have from past experiences, which takes a load off.
Then there's the unbelievable amount of emphasis on Cleanliness and Safety, which is a breath of fresh air, especially post-pandemic. I'm not saying it was perfect, because, let's face it, perfection is boring. But the sheer volume of protocols was almost… comical. They boast about their Anti-viral cleaning products, rooms sanitized between stays, daily disinfection in common areas, and even professional-grade sanitizing services. It's overkill, sure, but in a good way? I was constantly wiping things down, maybe because I'm a germaphobe, but also because, well, they suggest it! I saw hand sanitizer stations everywhere, and the staff were all sporting masks and trained in… you guessed it, safety protocol. There was even a doctor/nurse on call.
One thing I noticed were the individually-wrapped food options. While fine, it felt a bit… clinical. Breakfast was a grab-and-go affair which I am here to discuss later in the "Dining" section, because it made me feel like I was participating in a science experiment. Oh and they have Hygiene certification! I found myself feeling safer than I'd felt at a theme park!
But here's where it gets WILD. They have Sterilizing equipment, which I imagine looks like something out of a sci-fi movie. They also have a Safe dining setup to separate the food from the guests. Some of the more surprising things, that one might expect: Hot water linen and laundry washing. I appreciate. Rooms sanitation opt-out available, in case you miss that feeling.
Rooms: Functional, Not Flashy (But Okay, the Wi-Fi is Solid!)
Let's be real: the room itself? It's a Holiday Inn Express. You get the basics. A decent (but not amazing) bed (that, thankfully, has a reading light and a socket near the bed, which is a lifesaver!), a desk (perfect for, you know, working – ugh), a coffee/tea maker (essential for morning survival), and a mini bar (that would be cool if it were stocked, am I right?). I will say, the Wi-Fi [free] was strong and reliable, which is crucial for someone like me who works remotely. And they do have Internet access – wireless and Internet access – LAN (if you really want old-school). Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! is a non-negotiable.
The bathroom? Functional. Shower was fine. Toiletries were, well, they were there. And, let's be honest, I was grateful for the hairdryer. Also, the blackout curtains were EXCELLENT. I literally slept in the next day.
The Dining Experience: Breakfast of Champions (or… Just Breakfast?)
Okay, here's where things get interesting. The breakfast situation at the Holiday Inn Express is… something. It's a Breakfast [buffet] that exists in its own sterile bubble. I mean they provide Breakfast takeaway service, so you can grab something on the go. Honestly, it had a weird, post-apocalyptic vibe in the beginning, but you get used to it.
The offering? Well, they do list Asian breakfast alongside the staples, which is a nice touch. They offer Breakfast service, so you can get fed! You can get Coffee/tea in restaurant and bottle of water as well.
There's also a Snack bar which I did not visit, but I do see a coffee shop that i didn't visit either. They also list a poolside bar, but I didn't see it and I doubt if they had one.
I would say that the hotel, it has these options: room service [24-hour] and restaurants!
Things to Do (and Ways to Relax) – Oswego Edition
Let's be honest. Oswego isn't exactly a mecca for relaxation. But hey, at least the Holiday Inn Express offers a few options! They have a Fitness center which I didn't use because, let's face it, I'm on vacation. They have a swimming pool, which is Swimming pool [outdoor]. I'm not sure about the Pool with view or the Spa/sauna. They don't have a Spa, but they do have a Sauna.
Services and Conveniences – The Fine Print
They have a concierge! I did not use it, but it is available. They have Cash withdrawal, which is available! There is a Convenience store. Currency exchange is available, I am guessing, based on the reviews. They have Daily housekeeping, which you need, let's be honest. They have a Doorman and Elevator. They have a Facilities for disabled guests, which is nice. They have Food delivery! They have a Gift/souvenir shop. They have Ironing service and Laundry service! They have Luggage storage! They have Meeting/banquet facilities! They have a On-site event hosting! They have Smoking area. They have a Terrace. They even have a Safety deposit boxes!
For the Kids (and the Parents… Maybe?)
The hotel is listed as a Family/child friendly. They have a Babysitting service. They don't have a Kids facilities or a Kids meal, but that is okay!
The "Shock" Factor: (Almost) No Major Disasters!
Look, I went in expecting… well, mediocrity. And I got… mostly okay! The "shock" wasn't that it was amazing, it was that it was competent. It was clean, the Wi-Fi worked, the bed was comfy enough, and the staff were surprisingly friendly. It wasn’t the Ritz-Carlton, but it wasn’t a total disaster, either.
My Honest Opinion and Recommendation
Would I recommend the Holiday Inn Express Oswego? If you’re looking for a clean, safe, and functional place to stay in Oswego, then yes. It's not glamorous, it's not particularly exciting, but it gets the job done. Plus, the whole over-the-top hygiene thing? Honestly, in this day and age, it's a comfort. You can feel pretty confident you aren't going to catch anything nasty… unless you venture into the breakfast buffet.
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Alright, here we go… my chaotic, possibly disastrous, and definitely human attempt at a Holiday Inn Express & Suites Oswego By IHG itinerary. Buckle up, buttercups. This is gonna be a ride.
Day 1: Arrival… and Existential Dread in Oswego
- 1:00 PM: FINALLY. Land in Syracuse. Ugh, Syracuse. It's like a real-life metaphor for… something depressing. Anyway, grab the rental car. Pray it doesn’t spontaneously combust. This is going to be a long drive to Oswego (an hour). Is it really only an hour? Feels like I've been driving for a week just to get from the airport parking to the highway.
- 2:30 PM: Check into the Holiday Inn Express & Suites. Honestly? It’s… fine. Clean-ish. The lobby smells faintly of chlorine and hope. Hope that the vending machine sells something other than stale pretzels and sadness.
- 2:45 PM: The room. Okay, it's… functional. Two double beds. I definitely booked a single, but whatever. Embrace the randomness. Throw my stuff on the bed. Notice the… weird stain? Is that… coffee? Blood? Who knows. Don't ask, don’t tell. Embrace the mystery!
- 3:00 PM: THE BATHROOM. Okay, a slight panic attack. The water pressure is… anemic. I mean, I’ve seen more forceful garden hoses. And the complimentary toiletries? They look like the kind of soap my grandma used in the 70s. They probably are soap from the 70s.
- 3:30 PM: First Order of Business: Find food. Seriously. Must. Eat. This existential dread is making me hangry. Google Maps to the rescue! Find a place that doesn't look too pretentious. Gotta keep it real, people.
- 4:00 PM: Found this cute diner called ‘The Oswego Diner’. Ordered a burger; I was starving. It was… okay. Nothing to write home about, but it filled the void. The waitress seemed nice, but I was too lost in my own thoughts and ravenous to be really sure.
- 5:00 PM: Now, time to explore. Oswego has a lighthouse, right? Lighthouse = good. Lighthouse = potential for Instagram pics. Head there to grab some pictures!
- 5:30 PM: The Oswego Harbor Lighthouse. Ugh, Beautiful, but cold and the wind is a bit much. Take a few quick pictures. It’s… picturesque. Like a postcard. Except the actual view around the lighthouse is filled with industrial stuff. Oh well.
- 6:30 PM: Back to the hotel. Seriously considering the vending machine situation. Feeling slightly disappointed. Maybe the indoor pool will cheer me up?
- 7:00 PM: The pool! It’s… fine. Slightly cloudy water. A kid is screaming. A couple is making out. Ah, the duality of man. Swim a few laps. Try not to think about how many people have also swum in this pool.
- 8:00 PM: Back in the room. Surfing TV channels. The channel selection is… bleak. End up watching a re-run of… something awful. Wondering if I should have just gone to sleep.
Day 2: Doubling Down on the Local… and Maybe Going Insane
- 7:00 AM: Wake up. This is the part where I’m supposed to feel refreshed, right? Wrong. Feel like I’ve been sleeping in a coffin.
- 7:30 AM: Breakfast at the hotel. The "free" breakfast. (It's never free, is it?). Scramble eggs so rubbery, they could bounce. Decent coffee, though. Fuel up for the day (or, you know, just survive the next few hours).
- 8:00 AM: Decide to actually do something. Head to Fort Ontario State Historic Site. Because HISTORY! And, you know, something to do.
- 8:30 AM: Fort Ontario. History! Actually pretty interesting. Learn about the fort's role in the war and more. Wonder how much the actors are paid to put on their shows.
- 10:00 AM: Visit the H. Lee White Marine Museum, The museum is a mix of interesting historical artifacts and a gift shop.
- 12:00 PM: Head out again.
- 12:30 PM: Find a place to eat lunch. Try a coffee shop. The coffee is really good. They told me they roasted it themselves!
- 1:30 PM: More of the same? Decide to sit by the lake. Take a few more pictures of the lake. Contemplate the meaning of life. It's all a bit… much. The sun is nice, though.
- 3:00 PM: Back to the hotel. Exhausted. Why am I so exhausted? It's Oswego, not the Himalayas.
- 3:30 PM: Decide to take a nap. A long nap. This is the highlight of the day so far.
- 6:00 PM: Wake up. Feel… worse. The nap did absolutely nothing.
- 6:30 PM: Go to a local establishment to eat. I grab a burger. Seriously contemplating how much longer I can stay around here. The burger. Is it the best I've ever had? Nope. But it's food.
- 7:30 PM: Back at the hotel room. Do something productive. Watch TV.
- 9:00 PM: Sleep. Or try to. Pray for a better tomorrow.
Day 3: The Grand Finale (aka, Escape!)
- 7:00 AM: Wake up.
- 7:30 AM: Breakfast. Same as yesterday, but with even more rubbery eggs.
- 8:00 AM: Pack things up. Check out. Freedom!
- 8:30 AM: Drive to the airport. Drive back to reality.
Things I Learned in Oswego (and at the Holiday Inn Express & Suites):
- Free breakfast is never truly 'free.'
- Always bring your own pillow.
- Sometimes, the best adventure is just… going home.
- Oswego is… a place.
- I need a vacation from my vacation.
And that, my weary friends, is the end. I hope you enjoyed my chaotic journey through Oswego. May your travels be less… existential… and more… fun. Farewell!
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So, Is This Holiday Inn Express REALLY the 'BEST' in Oswego? Because... I've Seen Things. (Dramatic Pause)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because the "BEST" is a loaded term, right? Let's just say... my expectations were... ambitious. I mean, Oswego isn't exactly Vegas. This place... well, it's got good points! Like, the breakfast bar's... *mostly* okay. Donuts, cereal... you can't really complain, can you? But "best"? I wouldn't go that far. Let's just say, "decent and you've probably seen worse," which is basically my dating profile.
Let's Talk About Breakfast. (Deep Breath) Was it... edible? Did it involve actual *food*?
The breakfast... okay. Here's the thing. I am a **breakfast** *person*. I *love* breakfast. I've been known to dream about waffles. The waffle machine... well, it was functioning! And the little butter pats? They were there. The scrambled eggs... okay, let's just say they had the texture of someone's grandma's slightly-too-dry casserole. And the sausages? Looked like they had a rough life before they ended up on my plate. But hey! Free food! And there was *coffee*. Strong, maybe too strong, coffee. Which I needed. Because I felt like I was waking up in a parallel universe where "fluffy" only applied to clouds, not eggs. So, yes. "Edible." Technically. I lived to talk about it. Barely.
The Room! The Walls! The... Everything! What's the Vibe? Clean? Dated? Haunted by the Ghosts of... Slightly Used Towels?
Okay, the rooms... they are the kind of rooms that have probably seen *a lot*. The decor? Let's just politely call it "classic Holiday Inn Express." Think beige and brown, with a sprinkle of "slightly worn." The bed... comfortable enough. I slept. There was a TV! Yay for cable. The bathroom... manageable. It definitely wasn't a spa, but it had towels. (And thankfully, no ghosts of the slightly used variety. As far as I could tell). The whole vibe is kind of... functional. It's not going to win any design awards, but it's a place to crash. Which, let's be honest, is all I really wanted after a long day of... whatever it is you do in Oswego. (Is it the lake? The sun? Honestly, I forget.)
The Pool! Did You DARE? (I'm genuinely curious, because hotel pools are like... a gamble.)
The pool... alright, so, here's the thing. I *intended* to use the pool. I really did. I packed my swimsuit! I envisioned myself, sleek and graceful, doing laps. What I actually *saw* was a cloudy expanse of... water. With, shall we say, a *distinct* chlorine scent. And a few suspiciously floating... things. Now, I'm not saying it was *dirty*. (Okay, maybe I *am* saying that a little). But I ultimately decided that my skin *really* didn't need a chemical peel. So, no, I didn't dare. I stuck to the gym (also functional, slightly better… maybe? I saw a treadmill. I think. Or was that a hallucination from the coffee? The world may never know.)
The Staff: Angels in Disguise? Or the Victims of Endless Guest Requests?
The staff... okay, they were fine. They were *nice*. They dealt with me – slightly grumpy and caffeine-deprived – with remarkable patience, and that's something! They were helpful, answering all my ridiculous questions about local pizza places. They didn't judge me when I went down for breakfast in my pajamas (because frankly, who has time to change at 7 AM?). But here's the thing... they are *working at a Holiday Inn Express*. They're probably not on the path to winning a Nobel Prize. They're just trying to make a living! And they were genuinely, honestly, trying to be nice. So, yes, they were pretty good. Points for effort. And for putting up with me.
So, The Big Question: Would You Stay There Again? (Be Honest!)
Okay, the truth? If I *had* to? Yeah, probably. It's... fine. It’s a place to park and… you know… sleep. It gets the job done. It’s not exactly five-star luxury, but it is convenient, they do have free breakfast, and the staff are friendly. And ultimately, that's what matters. Would I *recommend* it as the BEST? Well, let's say I *recommend* you manage your expectations. But, yeah. I'd probably go back. And maybe I'll bring my own bottled water this time. And possibly invest in some industrial-strength air freshener for the room.
Okay, Okay, Let's Get Specific: What ACTUALLY Went Wrong? Was it the Towel Situation All Over Again? (Please Tell Me No)
Alright, fine, here’s the real dirt (pun intended, maybe?): The first night, the AC was... *enthusiastic*. It sounded like a dying walrus in a wind tunnel. I called the front desk. They were super-quick, and fixed it! Excellent service! Then… (and this is going to make me sound like a total diva, I know), the *remote control* for the television was… you know that feeling when you’re reaching for the remote, and it feels like it's *just* been through a food fight? Yeah. That. It had a sticky residue. It was… unsettling. And, okay, yes, the towels weren’t *brand new*, but they were clean, which is generally my minimum standard for towels. But look, it's the little things, right? It reminds you that this isn't the Ritz, it's the Holiday Inn Express. And that's okay. Just… wash your hands after touching the remote.
