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Escape to Paradise: DusitD2 Khao Yai Awaits!

Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the "Escape to Paradise: DusitD2 Khao Yai Awaits!" – or at least, into my experience, which, let's be honest, is what really matters, right? (Kidding! Mostly…) This isn't your average, dry hotel review; this is a messy, honest, and hopefully humorous account of my Khao Yai escapade. Prepare for some…truth bombs.

First off, let's talk ACCESSIBILITY. Now, I’m not rolling in a wheelchair, thank god, but I DO appreciate a hotel that thinks about accessibility. DusitD2 seems to have put some thought into it. I saw the elevator (huge win!), and there's at least an attempt at facilities for disabled guests, though I couldn't scrutinize every nook and cranny. I do hope they've got it all properly sorted, because inclusivity is the name of the game these days!

Cleanliness and safety were paramount on my mind. Let’s face it; 2023-ish is a year of rampant germs. Good news, they were on it! Anti-viral cleaning products were clearly in heavy rotation. There were hand sanitiser stations everywhere (yay!), and the staff seemed genuinely trained in safety protocol. I’m talking masks, hand washing, the whole shebang. They even provided room sanitisation opt-out which, for us eco-conscious folks, is great. Bonus points for the daily disinfection in common areas. Seeing them cleaning around made me feel slightly less likely to pick up some random bug. I'll take it. The individually-wrapped food options and the safe dining setup gave me a sense of comfort. And the daily housekeeping? A godsend!

Okay, let’s talk ROOMS: My room… well, it was pretty darn nice. The air conditioning was powerful enough to freeze a small mammal (which I appreciated), and the blackout curtains were a lifesaver for sleeping in. I'm a sucker for bathrobes (soft, fluffy, YES!), and the complimentary tea situation was on point for a Brit like myself. There’s free Wi-Fi (hallelujah, and it worked!), and the internet access – wireless worked just fine. I felt like the room was spacious, well-lit, and generally a pleasant place to hang out after a day of exploring. The non-smoking rooms are a must!

Now, for the part I've been waiting for… FOOD, DRINK, AND SNACKING! This is where DusitD2 really shines. I am a foodie, and I was not disappointed. Firstly, the breakfast buffet was… intense. I mean, so much food. Asian breakfast, Western breakfast – the works. Eggs, bacon, pastries galore. Seriously, someone needed to drag me away before I exploded. The Coffee shop was great. I'm a coffee snob (I judge), and it held up. The restaurants themselves, well, there were a few, offering everything from Asian cuisine to International cuisine. I even had a delicious salad in the restaurant because I pretend to be healthy sometimes. Did I mention the poolside bar? Perfect for cocktails and people-watching. Happy hour was a MUST, let me tell you. I may have overindulged, but hey, vacation!

And about the RELAXATION…? Yep. The spa was calling my name. I had a massage that was basically an hour of pure bliss. Forget my woes! I got a body scrub, which was a little strange, but in a good way. I tried out the sauna and steamroom. They even have a pool with a view. It felt like pure luxury, floating in a pool while looking over the incredible Khao Yai landscape.

Things to do, you ask? Well, if you can drag yourself away from the pool and the spa, there's PLENTY. There's a fitness center (which I glanced at) and even a gym/fitness zone. There are meeting/banquet facilities (perfect for… meetings), maybe a seminar or two. The gift/souvenir shop came in handy for last-minute presents. And if the mood strikes, there's a shrine for some quiet contemplation. The DusitD2 is a great place for a bit of R&R.

Here's a slightly messy brain dump for the more practical questions.

Internet and Services

Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Yes!
Internet access – LAN? Yes!
Cash withdrawal available.
Concierge service – always helpful.
Dry cleaning / Laundry service if you are a messy traveller.
Luggage storage.
Car park [free of charge]. (Bless.)
Facilities for disabled guests are available.
Daily housekeeping.
Air conditioning in public area.

For the Kids:

Family/child friendly – yes. (I didn’t bring any kids, but I saw some! They looked happy.)
Babysitting service – if you want a little peace and quiet.

Getting Around:

Airport transfer – good to know.
Car park [on-site] – convenient.
Taxi service available.

The Imperfections (because let’s be real):

I'm reaching for every positive word, but there are a few things that could've been better. The service, while generally good, had the occasional blip. The internet, though reliable, sometimes sputtered. And honestly, I’m not entirely sure what the deal was with the bottle of water in the room (maybe it was free?). A bit more signage would be helpful, especially near the spa. BUT these are minor complaints, honestly. Let’s be real, it’s a hotel…

So, the Verdict?

DusitD2 Khao Yai is a winner. It's a stylish, comfortable, and well-equipped hotel with fantastic dining options, world-class relaxation facilities, and enough amenities to keep you entertained for days. It’s a place to escape the daily grind and recharge your batteries.

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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we’re about to dive headfirst into my Dusit D2 Khao Yai adventure. Forget pristine itineraries, this is going to be a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable food choices, and the sheer, unadulterated chaos that is me on vacation.

Day 1: Arrival and the Great Khao Yai Panic

1 PM: Landed in Bangkok, which, let’s be honest, is a sensory overload in the best way possible. Grabbed the rental car – a slightly-too-small, but hey, it works. Driving in Thailand? Nightmare. I swore I saw a rogue tuk-tuk flip a cyclist over a durian fruit stand. (Okay, maybe I exaggerated a tiny bit, the cyclists were fine but my heart jumped).
3 PM: The drive to Khao Yai. Beautiful scenery, truly. Mountains, rolling hills… and then the GPS lost its mind. We ended up in the middle of nowhere, facing off against some very curious water buffalo. "Are we… lost?" My travel partner, bless her heart, asked in the calmest tone possible. I, on the other hand, started sweating. "LOST?! We're doomed! No wifi! No food! We'll become water buffalo fodder!!" (Dramatic, I know).
5 PM: Finally, gloriously, miraculously arrived at Dusit D2. Check-in smooth as silk. The lobby? Stunning. Greenery everywhere, a giant, majestic tree smack-dab in the middle. I took a deep breath, which immediately turned into a gasp. "This place… this place might actually be heaven."
6 PM: Settling in. The room? Gorgeous. Modern, spacious, with a balcony overlooking… well, I'm still not entirely sure what, but it was green and luscious. I promptly spilled half a glass of wine on the bed, a classic "me" move. Okay, so maybe not heaven, more like… a very nice, slightly clumsy hotel room.
7 PM: Dinner at the hotel restaurant, The Plate. Ordered the Som Tom. It was good, but a bit… tame. I found myself wanting a little more oomph, a bit more chili. I’m a sucker for spice! But hey, a good start.
8 PM: Strolled around the property. The pool looked amazing (it's a massive pool!), but it was dark and I'm a chicken when it comes to nighttime swimming. Opted for a sit down to watch the sunset.

Day 2: Vines, Elephants (Maybe Not!), and a Whole Lotta Wine

9 AM: Breakfast at The Plate. They had an omelet station! I piled on the cheese and bacon like a starving person. No regrets.
10 AM: The BIG one: Granmonte Vineyard tour. I was ridiculously excited. I envisioned myself, frolicking through rows of grapes, sipping wine with effortless elegance. Reality? Slightly less glamorous. The tour guide was nice, but the heat was brutal. Still, the vineyard was lovely. And the wine tasting? Fabulous. I tried a couple of whites, a rosé, and a red. "This rosé," I announced dramatically, "is the taste of summer, of friendship, of… a slight sunburnt nose!" Oh, and I definitely bought a bottle of the red (or two… okay, three).
12 PM: Lunch at the vineyard restaurant. The food was delicious, all fresh and local. I ate my weight in pasta. And, of course, kept the wine flowing. Did I say I was having a picnic with my travel mate? I meant, the wine was flowing the entire time!
2 PM: Attempted to go to a nearby elephant sanctuary. Keyword: attempted. Turns out, it was closed for some reason. I was a little upset. Elephants are my spirit animals! I sulked in the car for a bit.
3 PM: Realised, being an adult means there is a time when you have to leave a situation where you don't have an elephant. I took a deep breath and moved on the next thing.
4 PM: Back to the hotel for a relaxing bath. And maybe another small glass of wine. Okay, several glasses.
7 PM: Dinner at Primo Piazza, an Italian restaurant in Khao Yai. The pasta was amazing. So. Much. Pasta. I practically inhaled it. My travel partner started laughing. By then it was evening, the air was fresh, lights were shining, and the wine definitely helped, I felt so happy. Definitely one of the best moments on the whole trip.
9 PM: Bedtime. I passed out.

Day 3: The Khao Yai National Park Fail… and a Surprise

9 AM: Breakfast again. Omelets, a mountain of fruit. I'm starting to feel like a local.
10 AM: The plan was Khao Yai National Park. Animals, waterfalls, hiking… sounds amazing, right? Well, it turns out it was closed due to a fire hazard or something. Another major bummer. I might have let out a frustrated yell.
11 AM: Panic mode slightly activated. What do we do now? Back to the hotel!
12 PM: A massage at the hotel spa! Okay, a fantastic massage. All the tension from the lost GPS, the closed elephant sanctuary, and the closed national park melted away. "This," I sighed contentedly, "is what life is all about."
2 PM: Chilling by the pool. Reading a book. Drinking an iced coffee. Life. Was. Good. I even managed to swim a few laps.
4 PM: The surprise! My travel partner, a total sweetheart, booked us a cooking class! I’m usually a disaster in the kitchen but agreed.
6 PM: The cooking class. Surprisingly, I didn't set anything on fire! We made Tom Yum soup, Pad Thai, and green curry. The soup was the best one I've ever had! I swear, the entire studio knew how much delicious food I was putting in my mouth. I didn't even want to leave.
8 PM: Dinner at a local restaurant. I am so full that I will never sit down ever again.
10 PM: One last drink at the hotel bar, before heading to bed.

Day 4: Departure and the Khao Yai Hangover

9 AM: One. Last. Breakfast. Omelets, fruit, the works.
10 AM: Check-out. Saying goodbye to Dusit D2 was tough. That place had become my sanctuary. I’m already planning my return!
11 AM: The slightly harrowing drive back to Bangkok.
3 PM: Drop off the rental car, said farewell to Thailand.

Final Thoughts:

Khao Yai was a messy, beautiful, imperfect adventure. I got lost, saw no elephants, and ate way too much pasta. But I also laughed, relaxed, learned to cook, and drank some truly incredible wine. And that, my friends, is what a good vacation is all about. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need a nap. And maybe another glass of wine.

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Okay, So...DusitD2 Khao Yai? Is it Actually Paradise? (Spoiler Alert: Maybe, Depends on Your Tolerance for Ants)

Alright, let's be honest, the marketing? *Chef's kiss*. "Escape to Paradise"? My anxiety-riddled brain immediately conjured images of a perfectly manicured Instagram feed. And honestly? Parts of it *were*. But, you know, real life has a way of throwing a wrench in the perfectly-curated fantasy. So, paradise? Possibly. Depends if your idea of paradise includes the occasional (and I mean OCCASIONAL) ant invasion in your bathroom. (True story. I may or may not have screamed. Don't judge me.) But BEFORE we get to the bugs (more on those later, trust me, I have THINGS to say), let's do the practical stuff.

Where Exactly IS This Elusive Paradise? (And How Do I GET There? Pray for a Scenic Route.)

Khao Yai. It's in Thailand. Easy enough, right? Wrong. Unless you're super-duper familiar with the area, expect a drive. A *beautiful* drive, mind you, through rolling hills and vineyards. Absolutely gorgeous. Almost made me forget I have a terrible fear of car sickness. Almost. My recommendation? Hire a driver. Seriously. Navigating Thai roads is an art form, and I definitely don't have the right brushes. Plus, you can just sit back, pretend you're a royal, and enjoy the scenery. Or, you know, frantically google "how to avoid car sickness" like I did.

What Kind of Clothes Should I Pack? (Answer: Something Stylish and Bug-Repelling. Good Luck.)

Okay, this is a tricky one. You want to look chic, right? Instagram photos demand it! Think flowy dresses, linen pants, the whole shebang. But...Khao Yai is in the countryside. So, also pack comfortable shoes for walking (hiking boots are overkill unless you're going hardcore hiking, which I definitely was NOT). And… bug spray. Loads and loads of bug spray. And maybe an industrial-strength ant repellent. See above, re: the bathroom encounter. And consider long sleeves for evenings. Mosquitoes are sneaky little devils.

What Are the Rooms Like? (Spoiler: Comfy, Cozy...and Possibly Ant-Infested. Read On.)

The rooms are generally lovely. Modern, spacious, with those HUGE windows that let in all the natural light (and possibly ants. I'm not over it). The beds are comfy – I slept like a log (when I wasn’t jumping at every tiny movement, convinced it was a spider the size of my head). The bathrooms? Well-appointed, with rainfall showers. Heavenly, when not being invaded. Note: they *claim* to be regularly fumigated, and I'm sure they are. But nature, my friends, has a way of winning. So, maybe pack a small can of Off! just in case. You know, for peace of mind.

Are There Different Room Types? (And Should I Splurge?)

Yes, there are various room types. Suites, villas, the works. Should you splurge? That depends on your budget and your… *tolerance for potential ant encounters*. A villa with a private plunge pool sounds amazing. And the pictures *are* stunning. But honestly, the standard rooms are perfectly fine. You're probably going to spend most of your time exploring the property anyway. Unless, of course, you're holed up in your room, terrified of unseen insects. I may or may not have done that for a few hours. Don't judge.

The Food! Is it Any Good? (Short Answer: Mostly. My Long Story Involves a Sticky Situation.)

Okay, the food. The food is… mostly good. The breakfast buffet is a highlight! Fresh fruit, omelets made to order, all the pastries your heart desires. (And my stomach, which is a bottomless pit). The Thai dishes at the restaurants are delicious – authentic and flavorful. However... I may or may not have accidentally ordered something *extremely* spicy. My mouth was on fire. I nearly cried. I blame the language barrier. Learn some basic Thai phrases before you go. Like, "Mai phet," which means "not spicy." Trust me on this.

What About Drinks? (And My Wine-Related Mishap.)

The drinks are plentiful! Think cocktails by the pool, delicious smoothies, and a decent wine selection. My personal favorite was the mango smoothie - a tropical delight! However, there was a certain incident involving a bottle of expensive red wine and a clumsy waiter. Let’s just say, I spent a rather awkward evening trying not to make eye contact with the staff and wondering if I had to pay for the stain on the pristine white tablecloth. My advice? Stick to the cocktails. Or, at the very least, be extra careful with those wine glasses!

What is the Pool Like? (Spoiler: Lovely. Me? Not so much.)

The pool is gorgeous. Infinity edge, overlooking the rolling hills...picture perfect! I spent a good amount of time lounging by it, sipping on cocktails (see above, avoiding the red wine). The only problem? I. Am. A terrible swimmer. I panicked a little when I tried to swim an actual lap and had go back to the shallow end. But hey, the cocktails made up for my lack of aquatic prowess. And the view was still stunning even if I was just paddling.

What Else Is There To Do? (Besides Terrifying Myself Over Insetcs?)

Besides the pool, there’s a spa (which I unfortunately didn't have time to experience), a gym (which I also didn't have time to experience, because, vacation!), and plenty of other activities. You can arrange for wine tasting at nearby vineyards (definitely recommend!), go hiking (if you're brave and athletic. I am, decidedly, neither), or explore the Khao Yai National Park. There's honestly a lot to keep you busy.

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