Bohol's Hidden Gem: White House B&B Luxury Awaits!
Bohol's Hidden Gem: White House B&B - Luxury Awaits! (Spoiler Alert: It Actually Does!) A Review That's Real
Okay, so I've just returned from a whirlwind trip to Bohol, Philippines, and I'm still reeling (in a good way!) from my stay at the White House B&B. The name, admittedly, feels a little… bland. Like, come on, "White House"? But trust me, the experience is anything but vanilla. This isn't your average accommodation review. This is raw, unfiltered, and probably a bit chaotic, just like me. Buckle up, buttercups.
First Impressions (and a Few Deep Breaths):
Landing in Bohol is like stepping into a postcard. Lush greenery, impossibly blue water, and that humidity. Oh, the humidity! But from the moment I arrived, White House B&B felt like a cool, calming oasis. The entrance is grand, but not intimidating, the lobby is bright and airy (thanks, likely, to all the helpful Air conditioning in public area) and staff are genuinely welcoming, without the annoying forced smiles. They actually look like they enjoy their jobs. A small miracle in itself, right?
Accessibility - A Sigh of Relief (and a Slight Grumble):
Now, I’m not in a wheelchair, but I always appreciate a place that considers everyone. And White House B&B makes a decent effort. They claim to have Facilities for disabled guests, and there's an Elevator, which is a huge plus. Accessibility seems pretty good overall. The main areas are easily navigable. I saw some ramps and noticed the staff were very accommodating. However, I didn't personally see a specifically designed room, so I assume standard rooms are adaptable. Better than some, but there is room for improvement to be even more inclusive.
Rooms - My Little Slice of Paradise (with a Few Minor Quirks):
Let's talk about the rooms! I opted for a room with a Window that opens (essential for that fresh island breeze, despite the humidity!), and honestly, it was perfect. The Air conditioning worked like a charm (bless!), and the Blackout curtains were a lifesaver when I needed to sleep off that one too many cocktails. The bed? Oh. My. Goodness. Extra long bed with heavenly linens. I practically melted into it. The Slippers and Bathrobes were a nice touch. The Bathroom was sparkling clean, and the Separate shower/bathtub was a welcome sight after a day of exploring. They even had those little travel-sized Toiletries (always a plus, since I always forget to pack travel-sized shampoo).
There were, however, a few minor hiccups: the Alarm clock was a bit temperamental (more often than not, I woke up to silence, which, fine by me, but if you NEED an alarm, check it!), and the Internet access – LAN was a bit confusing. I relied on the Wi-Fi [free] a lot, which was generally good Internet access – wireless, but there were times I found the connectivity a bit shaky cough streaming Netflix cough. But hey, you're on vacation, right? Disconnect! Embrace the Complimentary tea and the Coffee/tea maker and chill!
Cleanliness and Safety – Seriously, They Take This Seriously:
Okay, this is where White House B&B absolutely shines. I'm a bit of a germaphobe (don't judge), and I was incredibly impressed. They're clearly super serious about hygiene. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, and Professional-grade sanitizing services are the norm. My room was Rooms sanitized between stays, and the Staff trained in safety protocol. They were even using Sterilizing equipment which is a bit overkill, but hey, I'm not complaining. You could literally eat off the floor (though I wouldn't recommend it, you know, just because). I felt genuinely safe . They provided Hand sanitizer everywhere, and followed Physical distancing of at least 1 meter. There were Fire extinguisher and Smoke alarms which is appreciated.
Dining - A Feast for the Senses (and Sometimes the Wallet):
The Restaurants at White House B&B are fantastic. Let’s start with the Breakfast [buffet]: It’s an absolute spread. Asian breakfast, Western breakfast, and everything in between. Fresh fruit, pastries, eggs cooked to order, and enough coffee to fuel a small army (Coffee/tea in restaurant is always a plus!). The Buffet in restaurant was impressive.
Lunch and dinner were a delight, too. The Asian cuisine in restaurant was authentic and delicious, and the International cuisine in restaurant was equally impressive. I was obsessed with the crispy pata! Don't get me started on the Happy hour at the Poolside bar – cocktails with a view? Yes, please! The Poolside bar and Bar are great! But, be warned, some of the options can be a little pricey. The A la carte in restaurant options were great, but a simple burger and fries can run you a bit more than expected.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax – My Inner Child Screamed with Joy:
This is where White House B&B really nails it. Seriously. The Swimming pool [outdoor] is stunning. The best part? The Pool with view. I spent hours floating there, lost in the moment.
I indulged in a Massage at the Spa, which was heavenly. I didn't quite make it to the Gym/fitness center, but I did see the Sauna and Steamroom, which looked tempting. I was also able to use the Spa/sauna. They even have Foot bath. One day, I booked the Body scrub and the Body wrap. I think I fell asleep.
Services and Conveniences – Above and Beyond:
White House B&B offers a ton of convenient services. They have Daily housekeeping, Laundry service, and Dry cleaning. The Car park [free of charge]. They even arranged a Car park [on-site]. I was also able to arrange an Airport transfer. They really think of everything. They have a Concierge service that helped with everything. They also provide Cash withdrawal and Currency exchange.
For the Kids – Family-Friendly Fun (But I’m Not a Parent, So Take This With a Grain of Salt):
While I don’t have kids, I did notice the Kids facilities and the staff seemed very welcoming to families. They have a Babysitting service, which is a great asset for parents.
Getting Around – Easy Peasy: The Taxi service is readily available. I never needed it because I rented a motor bike, which I advise against because driving around in Bohol is terrifying.
Let's Rant (a Little) - The Imperfections (Because No Place is Perfect!):
Okay, so I'm not going to pretend everything was flawless. The Cashless payment service was welcome, but sometimes I just wanted to use cash. And while the staff was generally excellent, I did have a slightly confusing experience with the Breakfast takeaway service. I was in a hurry one morning and tried to grab a quick coffee and pastry, and it took a little longer than expected.
Final Verdict – Should You Book? Hell, Yes!
Despite the few minor hiccups, I wholeheartedly recommend White House B&B. It's a luxurious, relaxing escape with impeccable service and an amazing location. The cleanliness is top-notch, the food is delicious, and the amenities, from the pool to the spa, are fantastic.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because here's my messy, opinionated, and hopefully hilarious take on a Bohol White House Bed & Breakfast itinerary. Forget the sterile travel guides – this is real life, people!
Bohol White House Bed & Breakfast: Operation Sun, Sea, and Questionable Decisions (Mostly Mine)
Day 1: Arrival… and Immediate Panic
- Time: Around noon, supposedly. Thanks, Philippine Airlines, for the delightful… delay.
- Location: Tagbilaran Airport (TAG), followed by a frantic scramble for a tricycle.
- Transportation: Airplane (delayed!), tricycle (the workhorse of Bohol).
- The Vibe: Disaster. Utter, delightful, travel-is-messy disaster. I was already sweating through my "I Heart Bohol" t-shirt before I even saw Bohol. The airport… well, let's just say it's charming in the same way a toddler with a crayon is charming. Once I found my tricycle driver, he looked at me, I looked at him and gave him my best "take a chance on a girl" smile. He did and off we went!
- The Bed & Breakfast: Thank the heavens. The White House wasn’t actually white, more like a slightly faded cream, but whatever. I needed a place to collapse. The woman at the front desk, a woman with the name of Mrs. Flores, gave me a warm welcome, and the view from the room… gorgeous. Ocean, clear blue sky. I'd finally arrived.
- Evening: Dinner at the B&B's recommended restaurant. I picked something local, a dish called "Kinilaw," which, the waiter said, "is the freshest you'll ever taste." He wasn't wrong -- it was the freshest and with the most fishy which I couldn't manage. I ate a whole plate of rice that night, it was lovely. Watched the sunset, tried to ward off the mosquitoes.
Day 2: Chocolate Hills (and the Quest for the Perfect Instagram Shot)
Time: Wake-up: 5:00 AM. Actual start: 7:30 AM. Blame the coffee.
Location: Chocolate Hills viewpoint.
Transportation: Rented a scooter. (Note to self: Practice those turns before you hit the open road.)
The Vibe: Initially, pure awe. The chocolate hills—they looked exactly like the pictures! But then came the selfie sticks, the crowds, and the relentless quest for the perfect Instagram shot. Okay, I confess, I was part of the problem. Guilty. I probably spent more time contorting myself into ridiculous poses than I did actually appreciating the beauty.
Lunch: A roadside restaurant. Ordered fried chicken which tasted as if it had been sitting out for weeks. I ate it anyway. Everything seemed a little more resilient than usual in the Philippines.
The Afternoon: I saw an amazing beach with a massive, ancient tree. I sat there, and for a while, just was. It was the best part of the day.
Evening: Back in the White House, I ordered a massage. I fell asleep and woke up with a crick in my neck.
Day 3: The Tarsier Encounter (and My Inner Child's Meltdown)
- Time: 9:00 AM. Needed a lie-in.
- Location: The Tarsier Conservation Area.
- Transportation: Scooter again. (Almost lost a sandal on the way, but survived.)
- The Vibe: Exhilaration and disappointment. Tarsiers – the tiny, giant-eyed primates – are legitimately adorable. Like, ridiculously cute. But the crowds, the flash photography (which is actually against the rules!), the general zoo-like atmosphere? Ugh. I felt like I was contributing to their stress. (I swear I heard one tell me to leave).
- The Incident: Okay, so I got a little too close to one and it did give me a look. The conservation guys told me to back away, and I did. I was probably a little too enthusiastic.
- Lunch: A tiny, almost hole-in-the-wall place that served a noodle soup. Best food I've had this whole time!
- Afternoon: I went to see a water fall, they were nice.
- Evening: Some local kids were playing on the beach and invited me to play volleyball. I'm not the best, but I gave it a go. Amazing.
Day 4: Island Hopping and Unexpected Sea Sickness (And Maybe a Spiritual Awakening?)
- Time: 8:00 AM. Early again!
- Location: Balicasag Island and Virgin Island, plus a quick swim near the snorkeling area.
- Transportation: Boat. (Prepare for the seasickness… and the epicness.)
- The Vibe: Started off AMAZING. Swimming with turtles! Snorkeling amongst coral! Sun-kissed skin and the taste of salt on my lips! It was pure bliss. Then… the waves. Oh, the waves. I got so sea-sick, I thought I was going to join the fish.
- The Unexpected: I was huddled in the boat, about to lose my lunch, that I was struck by the beauty of Virgin Island. This tiny, white-sand bank that appears at low tide. As it emerged, I felt my sea sickness drift away from the pure beauty in front of me.
- Lunch: On the boat. I ate like a seagull.
- Afternoon: Back to the White House, I swear I could still feel the rocking motion of the boat. Ordered tea and a book.
- Evening: Watched the sunset, it was better than a movie. Ate dinner at the B&B.
Day 5: Departure & The Bitter-Sweet Farewell
- Time: Early again! 9:00 AM.
- Location: Tagbilaran Airport.
- Transportation: Tricycle (again!), airplane.
- The Vibe: Sigh. I wanted to stay. I was so sad it was all over. So many feelings. Some good, some bad, and most in the middle, as usual.
- The Breakdown: I swear when I was saying goodbye to Mrs. Flores I saw a tear in her eye too.
- The Imperfection: I didn't get to do everything. I didn't try all the food. I was on a tight schedule. But that’s life, right?
- Reflection: Bohol was beautiful, messy, and memorable. I learned a lot about the islands… and even more about myself. I will be back.
The Bottom Line:
Bohol White House Bed & Breakfast? Highly recommended. The staff was charming (even when I was being a disaster). The location was superb. And the memories? Priceless, even if they're slightly… chaotic. Now who's up for another trip?
P.S. Definitely bring Dramamine. And maybe a spare pair of sandals. And a really good book. And a sense of humor. You'll need it.
Beethoven's Dream Suite: Luxurious Dreesen Hotel Rooms, BoConcept Design!
Okay, so, is White House really ALL that... fancy, fancy? Like, is it a *real* white house?
Haha! Nope, not *literally* a white house. Think… upscale, but with a Bohol twist. It’s not like you’re walking into the White House, Oval Office and all (though a girl can dream, right?). It's more of a sprawling, elegant villa. Imagine crisp white walls, maybe a little splash of local color in the cushions, and a view that'll make your jaw drop. I went there expecting a stuffy, uptight vibe, and frankly, I was expecting to feel a bit underdressed (I'm more jeans and a t-shirt kind of gal). But the staff? They were so ridiculously welcoming, like you're a long-lost friend. It felt… comfortable, somehow. Like, you can totally rock the whole "luxe" experience even if your flip-flops are still in your suitcase.
What's the best room to book? Like, which one actually *feels* luxury?
Alright, listen up. This is important. If you can swing it, and I mean *seriously* consider selling a kidney or something (kidding! maybe), get the suite with the private balcony. I'm talking about waking up to that view of the ocean with your own little slice of paradise. Seriously, that balcony was my happy place. I spent a whole afternoon just… staring. It's the perfect blend of feeling pampered and utterly, gloriously lazy. I almost didn’t leave the room the whole day, and that’s *saying something* for someone like me who gets restless easily. I might've shed a tear or two when I eventually had to check out. The other rooms are great too, don't get me wrong, but that suite? Worth every single penny. It's the kind of "luxury" that actually *feels* worth it.
Tell me about the food! Is it good? Specifically, breakfast. Because breakfast is CRUCIAL.
Oh. My. God. Breakfast. Okay, I am a breakfast person, a true believer. And the breakfast at White House? Divine. I mean, they had everything. Fresh fruits that tasted like sunshine, fluffy pancakes that almost made me cry (happy tears, of course), and the Filipino breakfast staple, longganisa – crispy, sweet, and perfect. I'm not a big "continental breakfast" person, but I inhaled every single pastry they had. Seriously, I think I gained five pounds just from the breakfast buffet. And the coffee? Strong. Real coffee, not that weak hotel stuff. They totally get what a good breakfast means to a person. I'm drooling just thinking about it. Okay, I need to go make myself some toast now.
What activities are available? Do I just sit around all day looking glamorous? (Not complaining, just asking...)
Haha, you *could* just sit around looking glamorous! Honestly, sometimes that’s all you need. The pool is gorgeous. But yeah, there are plenty of things to do! They can arrange tours of the Chocolate Hills (a must-see!), snorkeling trips, dolphin watching...all the usual Bohol stuff. I actually booked a massage one afternoon. Best. Decision. Ever. I'd been hiking the day before, so my muscles were screaming. The masseuse was amazing. I think I actually fell asleep mid-massage. It was that good. They've got you covered whether you're feeling adventurous or just need some serious chill time.
Is it family-friendly, or more for couples/honeymooners?
Okay, this is a good question. It leans more towards couples and honeymooners, truth be told. I saw a few families there, but it's definitely got a romantic vibe. Think quiet dinners on the patio, sunset cocktails by the pool, that kind of thing. If you're traveling with kids, it could be… okay. But honestly? It’s not designed for the chaos of a family vacation. Unless your kids are incredibly well-behaved and enjoy being super quiet. which mine, were not .
What's the *worst* thing about staying there? Be brutally honest.
Hmm… okay, here's the truth. The absolute WORST thing? Leaving. No joke. That awful feeling of being back in reality. I actually considered faking an illness to extend my stay. The other minor thing? Getting there. Getting TO Bohol is a bit of a trek. There's some travel time involved, even after you land in the airport. But then again, that's kind of the price you pay for paradise, right? And honestly, it’s a small price to pay for such a magical experience. Though I *will* say, the airport food options at the domestic terminal were pretty depressing. Pack snacks.
Is there anywhere else to eat besides the hotel restaurant? And what about the prices?
Yes! There are options. A short tricycle or taxi ride will get you to other restaurants nearby. And while the hotel's restaurant is wonderful (that breakfast, I tell you!), it's always nice to explore local eateries. Prices at the White House are definitely on the higher end, but you're paying for the quality, the service, and the whole experience. Consider it an investment in your sanity! The local restaurants are more budget-friendly, of course. I ended up eating some amazing seafood at one place recommended by a local. And if you're on a budget, don’t be shy about asking the staff for recommendations. They were incredibly helpful.
So, overall... is it worth the splurge?
Absolutely. Without a doubt. YES. Look, I'm a practical person. I like a good deal. But sometimes, you just need to treat yourself. And the White House B&B? It’s an experience. It's not just a place to sleep; it's an entire vibe. It’s the kind of place where you can actually *unplug* and relax. I came back refreshed, renewed, and with a serious craving for pancakes. If you’re looking for a truly special trip, a romantic getaway or just a serious dose of pampering, then book it. You won’t regret it. Seriously, go. Just… pack your most glamorous (but comfy!) outfit. And maybe a book. And prepare to be utterly spoiled. I'm already planning my return.
