Escape to Cleveland: Oakwood Village's Hidden Gem! (Quality Inn & Suites)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your average hotel review. We're diving headfirst into "Escape to Cleveland: Oakwood Village's Hidden Gem!" (aka, the Quality Inn & Suites), or as I like to call it, "The Place Where I Almost Lost My Mind to Jet Lag… and Then Found Paradise (sort of)."
First Impressions (or, How I Almost Ended Up Sleeping in the Parking Lot):
Let's be honest, Oakwood Village isn't exactly the flashiest destination. But that's part of the charm, right? The Quality Inn & Suites? Well, it looks like a Quality Inn & Suites. You know, the kind of place that promises "affordable comfort." And for the most part, it delivers. But after a brutal red-eye flight and a slightly unhinged Uber driver (who, bless his heart, thought I was going to "see the sights" in a very questionable part of town), I was desperate for sanctuary.
The Room: A Mixed Bag of Blessings and Minor Annoyances:
Okay, the room. Here's where things get interesting. Let's start with the good stuff, because, frankly, after the travel hellscape I'd just escaped, anything looking clean was a win.
Wi-Fi [Free]: Praise be, the internet worked. And I'm talking actual Wi-Fi [Free], strong enough to stream a rom-com and drown out the outside world. Crucial! I needed to upload my travel selfies ASAP to social media and find a quiet place away from everything.
Air Conditioning: Saved my sanity. Cleveland can get surprisingly humid.
Internet Access - Wireless I didn't try to use the LAN as I wasn't planning on work.
Extra Long Bed: Seriously, I'm 6'2" and I could stretch out without my feet hanging off the end. A small victory, but a victory nonetheless.
Bathtub (and Separate Shower): A bathtub is a good one after a long flight. I enjoyed it.
Daily housekeeping: It's just nice to have someone to know that you're alive and cared for.
Now, the not-so-shiny bits:
Soundproofing: Um… let's just say the soundproofing could have been better. I could definitely hear the ice machine, and at one point, I swear I heard a squirrel arguing with a vending machine.
Room Decorations: The decor was… functional. Think generic hotel art and a color scheme that I'm pretty sure was chosen by a committee of accountants.
Alarm clock: I woke up about 45 minutes earlier. Not sure if its bad or good.
Hair dryer: It was weak I needed to spend more time
Mirror: In the room there were some mirrors. I used them.
Cleanliness and Safety: A Necessary Mention:
Rooms sanitized between stays: That's a major plus, considering the times. I felt pretty secure.
Anti-viral cleaning products: Good to know.
Staff trained in safety protocol: This is a must now and the staff were very aware.
Hand sanitizer: Everywhere! I didn't have to touch anything unnecessarily.
Smoke detector: I didn't have any use but a nice to know.
Fire extinguisher: I checked it when I came into the room. I am very safe.
Food Glorious Food (or, My Quest for a Decent Breakfast):
Breakfast [buffet]: The breakfast was… well it was a buffet. It wasn't gourmet, but it did the trick. There were hot waffles, a decent selection of cereals, and the coffee - the lifeblood of any weary traveler. I went back for seconds on the waffles. No complaints.
Breakfast takeaway service: I'd love to enjoy the food in my room but I needed to be aware about other things.
Not a ton, but it satisfies the daily needs.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (or, When the Hunger Pangs Hit):
Coffee/tea in restaurant: Yeah, got my caffeine to keep moving.
Snack bar: Needed something for later.
Additional toilet: Glad to see this in the room.
Things to Do (or, Because Apparently, I'm Supposed to Leave the Room):
Fitness center: It was there. I looked in. Didn't go in. (Jet lag, remember?)
Pool with view & Swimming pool [outdoor]: I didn't get a chance to try out the pool.
Accessibility and Convenience (or, Making Life Easier):
Elevator: Thank goodness. My luggage was heavy.
Air conditioning in public area: A very important factor.
Facilities for disabled guests: A nice thing to see.
Convenience store: Grabbed a few things.
Car park [free of charge]: Easy parking, big win.
Wi-Fi in public areas: Good.
Front desk [24-hour]: Available all the time.
Cash withdrawal: A good to have.
Safe dining setup: Good.
Contactless check-in/out: A very nice thing.
Services (or, Because Sometimes, You Need Someone To Do Things For You):
Daily housekeeping: Great.
Laundry service: Did not use, but good to have.
Ironing service: I went with my clothes as is, but a great thing to see.
Luggage storage: A great thing.
Doorman: Don't believe it.
For the Kids (or, If You're Brave Enough to Travel with Them):
Family/child friendly: Seems like it.
Babysitting service: Maybe, didn't enquire.
Kids meal: Didn't seem like it.
In-Room Amenities: The Nitty Gritty:
Coffee/tea maker: Yes! Essential for staving off the caffeine withdrawal.
Refrigerator: Always great to have for keeping drinks cold.
Free bottled water: Nice touch.
Satellite/cable channels: I was too exhausted to care what was on, but good to know.
Mirror: A good thing.
Desk: It was there.
Air conditioning: Essential.
Non-smoking: As it should be.
Bathrooms: They had them.
Toiletries: I barely glanced at them, but they were there.
Towels: Fluffy and clean. Check.
Wake-up service: Didn't try.
Internet access – wireless (free): The real MVP.
Getting Around (or, Because You Might Actually Want to Leave the Hotel):
Car park [free of charge]: Easy parking!
Car power charging station: For your electric vehicle.
My Biggest Takeaway: It's Honest, and it's Fine.
Look, the Quality Inn & Suites in Oakwood Village isn't going to win any awards for luxury. But! It's clean, comfortable, relatively quiet, and most importantly, it offers a solid, reliable base for exploring Cleveland. And sometimes, that's all you need.
Rating: 3.5 out of 5 waffle irons. (One point deducted for the questionable squirrel-vending machine debate.)
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Okay, buckle up, buttercup. We're about to embark on a chaotic, slightly off-kilter, and totally real-human trip to… well, Oakwood Village, Ohio. Stay with me, this could be a train wreck, a triumph, or both.
Operation: Cleveland Casual (and Possibly Caffeinated) - A Thoroughly Unprofessional Itinerary
Day 1: The Pre-Game Jitters & Quality Inn Quirks
Morning (7:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Wake up. Or, more accurately, drag myself out of bed. Why do hotel sheets always feel like you're sleeping on a cloud… until the second you sit up? Then it's all crumpled, sad-looking cotton. Ah, the fleeting beauty of crisp linens. The real struggle begins. I fumble for my phone, squinting at the blinding screen. "Okay, coffee. Coffee is the priority." Pack the suitcase with a mix of nervous excitement and the lingering dread of having forgotten something crucial (like, you know, pants).
Mid-Morning (9:00 AM -12:00 PM): The flight! (Or, if we’re being honest, a long, boring drive). "Are we there yet?" I yell. I have never understood why people are so good at going on long trips. I get bored easily. The drive is long which gives me the time to think about what to do in Cleveland. That includes visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, Cleveland Museum of Art, and maybe even catching a Guardians game.
Afternoon (12:00 PM - 3:00 PM): Check-in at the Quality Inn & Suites Oakwood Village. Oh boy. This is where the magic (or the minor inconveniences, let's be honest) happens. First impressions? The lobby carpet… it's seen some things. Like, a lot of things. Is that… a faint hint of stale popcorn? The front desk person is super friendly, bless her heart. She's probably seen a thousand weary travelers just like me. Keycard acquired. Let's hope it works, unlike the last hotel I stayed at where I spent five eternity minutes struggling with the door lock.
Late Afternoon (3:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Room inspection! (The fun part). Okay, not bad. Surprisingly clean, actually. The bed looks vaguely inviting. But wait… is that another questionable stain on the carpet? (Note to self: pack extra socks). I throw my bag on the bed, immediately regretting it because now it looks like a disaster zone. Unpack (sort of). Realize I forgot the "good" shampoo. Sigh. A shower, a nap (if the siren song of the bed is too strong to resist), and strategic placement of my phone charger are the objectives here.
Evening (6:00 PM - 9:00 PM): Dinner. Time to explore the local culinary offerings. I've already done some aggressive Yelp research. There's a pizza place nearby that sounds… promising. Let's hope "promising" doesn't translate to "slightly disappointing." If it does, there's always the grocery store for a backup plan of microwave popcorn and whatever other goodies I can find.
Night (9:00 PM - Bedtime (whenever exhaustion takes over)): Back to the hotel, maybe some TV, probably some scrolling on my phone. Staring at the ceiling thinking about the next day. Probably gonna be tired, maybe watch a late-night comedy show.
Day 2: Adventures and (Possibly) Regrets
Morning (7:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Wake up after a terrible night of sleep. Breakfast at the hotel. Free breakfast, folks. The quality is always an adventure. Hoping for a waffle maker that actually works. I bet it's going to be a cold, sad egg.
Mid-Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Cleveland! I've got the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame on my list, but I'm also considering the Art Museum depending on how the mood strikes (and how much coffee I've needed). The Rock Hall is a must-see, of course. I want to see the Hall of Fame and watch the history of rock and roll.
Afternoon (12:00 PM - 3:00 PM): Lunch: Find some local restaurant. I will let my mood get the best of me with this, and perhaps find some great food.
Late Afternoon (3:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Exploring. We'll be heading to a local attraction. I'm thinking of visiting the Cleveland Museum of Art. Or perhaps, a quirky place, a botanical garden.
Evening (6:00 PM - 9:00 PM): Dinner. Try out a restaurant recommended by a local.
Night (9:00 PM - Bedtime (whenever exhaustion takes over)): Back at the hotel.
Day 3: The Farewell, or, The Escape
- Morning (7:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Rise and shine! Another free breakfast, another chance for lukewarm coffee and questionable pastries. Embrace the chaos. This is what travel is about, right?
- Mid-Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Let's see what the day has to offer. I could get a massage, go shopping, visit a museum. Not sure yet.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 3:00 PM): Lunch. Some farewell meals before returning home.
- Late Afternoon (3:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Packing and checking out of the hotel. Final trip!
- Evening (6:00 PM - 9:00 PM): Head home. What a trip!
- Night (9:00 PM - Bedtime (whenever exhaustion takes over)): Home! I am tired and ready to rest.
Important Disclaimers (because life is messy):
- This itinerary is a suggestion, not a commandment. Things will change. Plans will crumble. That's part of the fun (or the utter despair, depending on the circumstance).
- Mood swings are inevitable. I'm probably going to be elated at some point, annoyed at another point, and desperately craving a nap at all times. Embrace the rollercoaster!
- Spontaneity is key. I might ditch the entire schedule and end up watching cat videos in the hotel room. Don't judge me.
- Coffee is crucial. Serious business.
- I'm not a travel expert, I'm just a person who enjoys trying to have fun (and documenting the inevitable mishaps along the way). So, take this all with a grain of salt… and maybe a shot of whiskey. You know, for courage.
Okay, wish me luck. This is going to be… interesting. Wish me luck.
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Okay, So... Escape to Cleveland? Seriously? And Oakwood Village? Why that Quality Inn? My expectations are...low. Be honest!
Is the pool as depressing as it sounds? I have... feelings... about indoor pools.
Breakfast. Let's talk about the breakfast. Is it the free hotel breakfast you're *supposed* to be excited about, or the free hotel breakfast that's basically cardboard and regret?
Okay, so, beyond the Quality Inn itself, what's *actually to do* in Oakwood Village, and *nearby* Cleveland? Surely, I can't just sit in that pool all day. (Can I?)
Any specific anecdotes? Like, anything *really* memorable happen? (Besides the slightly above-average Quality Inn pool?)
Overall, would you recommend this "Escape"? Be honest - was it a total waste of time?
